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A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.
Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"
Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"
Source: A.P., Cayman Islands
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A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.
Hey look at that! It's a Shu lan frog!
One of the sweetest people ever, Lan Yu always stands up for the people she cares about. Many people are scared of her, but that’s because they’ve not yet gotten to know the funny person she is. She’ll argue loudly with a teacher but is too shy to order at Starbucks and risks death by mother everyday by sneaking takis into her home. She’s fierce and diplomatic but also very affectionate with the people she cares about. She does only what she wants to do and doesn’t let the world boss her around, which I admire her for. I’m so lucky to have Lan Yu as a friend and her crush better text her back or he’ll have more than he can handle. -AME
Lan Yu, i promise to buy you a birthday gift soon.
when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase
A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.
The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
A wonderful girl/woman with beautiful eyes, skin and cute lips. Her name remind you of a very expensive yet beautiful and unique kind of flower “ylang ylang” or simply orchid. She might be under 5’2, tiny but she can have distinctive imagination and intelligence with good sense of humor when they’re around her besties. She knows what is good and bad, have a clear perspective about people. However, she sometimes overthink, wonder about their abilities and future. However, she is actually a stronger person than she thought with the biggest heart and the badass body.
Ngoc Lan is a girl with cute cheek and her smile is brighter than my future