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K-Man I-Lan

A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.

Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"

Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"

Source: A.P., Cayman Islands

by A.P. January 26, 2006

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Shu Lan

A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.

Hey look at that! It's a Shu lan frog!

by BisexualDepressedPhrog November 15, 2020


Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 21, 2024


LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009


da plane lan

You received your paycheck. Your salary was deposited into your bank account.

"Anyone know if da plane lan yet?"

Bui, I tryna to pay my rent but da plane en lan yet!

by Wa-Ya-Won June 25, 2023


Lan demon

A Consistent esports player that refuses to drop maps or carries their team out of a minor pro league

We lost every map cause of there anchor what a lan demon

by Ieatgreencrayons March 31, 2023


lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022