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A now rare corruption of standard English used to exclude non-eggy speakers..
Now being used by chav's in the small town of Corby.
Seg ma Deg - Suck My Dick
Neg Cheg - No Chance
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In Quebec, the street name for the officers of the OLF (Office de la Langue Francais) who patrol the streets enforcing law 101, the infamous language law that at first completely outlawed english on any commercial signs in Quebec, and now only outlaws english on outdoor signs. Indoor signs must conform to a system whereby the french text must "predominate", that is, be put in a bolder, larger text above any englsh or other language.
Though few in number, they are much hated in the English and Allophone community for their Nazi-like tactics of harassment of small businesses. It is the reason why Kentucky Friend Chicken (KFC) is Poulait Frit Kentucky (PFK) here. Not all large coporations have changed their names to comply, however. Mac Donlald's was allowed to keep their apostrophe, but other stores, notably Eaton's (and the fat English ladies that worked there)were not immune.
Those fucking language police want me to change my sign! What the hell do ya mean the english is one quarter of an inch too big to be less prominent than the french! FUCK YOU FROGS!
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A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.
Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou
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An alternate term for Mother Tongue, but without the maternal associations. Your cradle language is your first language, the one you learn as an infant. You might learn it from your parents or from a nanny or from wolves.
Jill is multilingual, but French is her cradle language.
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kira language is a language speaken by a REALLy bur REALLY pog , amazing , kind , fun girl <33 who's her name is kira , everyone loves the kira language but you have to know and understand kira to understand it ! ITS THE BEST LANGUAGE ON EARTH :
sadly , some people say its misspelling .
kira : helko ! yers .
??? : omg your keyboeard is broken !!!
kira : its kira language
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English. The opposite of Moonspeak.
A: voulez vous couche avec moi?
B: Quit gibbering, speak God's Language.
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A 'special' form of text speek, only used between people with unique characteristics.
Dhaval Language barely makes sense to the majority of people with above than lower quartile IQ's.
Hello my name is dhaval = he.loo my nalk si dhalbv (Dhaval Language)
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