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Lan To

1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.

Only the most amazing women will be selected to be a Lan To

by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003


Ngoc Lan

A wonderful girl/woman with beautiful eyes, skin and cute lips. Her name remind you of a very expensive yet beautiful and unique kind of flower “ylang ylang” or simply orchid. She might be under 5’2, tiny but she can have distinctive imagination and intelligence with good sense of humor when they’re around her besties. She knows what is good and bad, have a clear perspective about people. However, she sometimes overthink, wonder about their abilities and future. However, she is actually a stronger person than she thought with the biggest heart and the badass body.

Ngoc Lan is a girl with cute cheek and her smile is brighter than my future

by Yilan Babie November 22, 2021


lao lan

getting pressed, confused talk.

when someone talk bullshit about you: ‘eh, don’t lao lan hor.’

by fortsy1245 October 29, 2021


Shu Lan

A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.

Hey look at that! It's a Shu lan frog!

by BisexualDepressedPhrog November 15, 2020


Lan Yu

One of the sweetest people ever, Lan Yu always stands up for the people she cares about. Many people are scared of her, but that’s because they’ve not yet gotten to know the funny person she is. She’ll argue loudly with a teacher but is too shy to order at Starbucks and risks death by mother everyday by sneaking takis into her home. She’s fierce and diplomatic but also very affectionate with the people she cares about. She does only what she wants to do and doesn’t let the world boss her around, which I admire her for. I’m so lucky to have Lan Yu as a friend and her crush better text her back or he’ll have more than he can handle. -AME

Lan Yu, i promise to buy you a birthday gift soon.

by Maespa February 10, 2022


Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough

I wish I could be like Edward Lanning

by Hockey ed December 28, 2017


lan lowry

Biggest milf, biggest tits you'll ever see.
teach you can wank over

have you seen the lan lowry
yeah she is so hot

by Big tits lowry October 23, 2017