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Laptop

Something you do you to random homework on

Im using my laptop to do crappy homework

by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023


Laptop

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.

"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022


laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 17, 2019


laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 8, 2020


Laptop Gamer

Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc

"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"

by V1ince cuh fan 69 June 5, 2022


laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun April 28, 2018


laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun April 28, 2018