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Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.
Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.
Why do you smell like tomato sauce?
My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!
The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.
Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
slang term for when the vagina is wet and slippery.
Chad said to Brad “Yeah me and Jonny both ate that girls slippery lasagna last week.”
Eating out a woman with a yeast infection
I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.