Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.
Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.
Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
slang term for when the vagina is wet and slippery.
Chad said to Brad “Yeah me and Jonny both ate that girls slippery lasagna last week.”
Where you put ur pp on someone and give him ur special cheese sauce all over his booty cheeks and then spread the marinara all over for lube and then slap some ground meat and then put it all together and u get lasagna all over your booty cheeks
Yo bro did you hear Jacob got some fresh lasagna in him ????!!!!
When you put your spaghetti noodle in somones booty hole and give ‘em your special cheese then you spread marinara sauce all over to lather up the cheeks then after that add the booty flakes as seasoning with the meat and boom fresh lasagna all over ya cheeks
Dude did you hear Jacob got fresh lasagna ??
Eating out a woman with a yeast infection
I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.