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Something truly amazing that a volcanic eruption can produce that is natural lava rock which looks like a porous black donut.
Wow, did you see those intense lava donuts?
can entertain you for hours. or maybe i'm just a freak. it's sparkles gleam in the sunlight. and you can make fart noises with it. DON'T LET IT DRY UP.
"dude, what's on your face?"
"uh, glitter lava..."
The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman.
We just performed Sweaty Lava, it was gross.
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1)Irritation to the ass cheeks and hole due to wiping so much from an extended and violent bout of diarrhea.
2)The everlasting burning sensation one feels due to shitting after eating extremely spicy foods.
1) After having the squirts this morning I've got the worst lava rash. I must have used an entire roll of toilet paper!
2) Man, Ben is going to have lava rash for days after eating all that spicy indian food!
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They make toast.
Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.
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When you eat psychedelic mushrooms or other psychedelics and bet on a fart, and the fart goes bad and duke it's hot real hot! Like a shart.
I was at a show and was on psychedelic mushrooms and when the beat dropped I totally lava duked and I mean hard! It didn't help that the guy that was painting while the music was playing blew my mind
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The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.
Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!
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