Leaf-Face

Someone who cakes their face with really bad/low quality makeup.

Jessica is such a Leaf-Face, she looks DISGOSTANG

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leaf furret

A term used to describe a type of user on Discord who generally has a Furret as their profile picture. They also tend to be offline most of the time, hence the "leaf," since it sounds like "leave." It's a terrible pun, but it is what it is.

<chat on discord>
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!

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Ryan Leaf

Probably one of the most over rated, under performing athletes in the game. Should kill himself.

Did you see that pig at the slop last night? Yeah Ryan Leaf took her hom.

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Leaf fan

A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.

The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.

"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"

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Leaf's Game

A sexual encounter between two males, presumably in Toronto.

Every time that I visit my cousin in Ontario, I meet some guy at a bar and he takes me to a Leaf's game.

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leafing

The act of exploring away from the social norm. Ie, a guy watching Sex and the City, and a girl actually enjoying porn. etc,.

(20:37:35) Johnathan: well
(20:37:54) Johnathan: im gonna go buy some erotica books... just to understand the 'female' viewpoint
(20:38:01) Johnathan: oh
(20:38:07) Johnathan: i dont maean like playboy
(20:38:13) Johnathan: i mean, like sleezy smut books
(20:38:21) Johnathan: with story lines and plots
(20:38:25) Johnathan: and characters
(20:39:02) Jennifer: does that mean ur leafing?

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Leaf Blower

Something that blows leaves around and onto peoples lawns or other places.

Kolton used a leaf blower on his lawn.

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