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the name of milka chocolate's advertising cow
"dude do you know what the name of that purple cow from that weird tasting european chocolate company?"
"milka chocolate?"
"yeah man"
"oh that's Lila"
"thanks bro"
Hottest bitch going. Everyone loves her. Pronounced Lie•la.
“Need a bit of Lila in my life” “yeah me too”
a pick me girl who always shows of to her friend
person 1 : oh i'm one of the boys i don't do my nail
person:oh your a little lila
obsessed with arctic monkeys
oh look its lila she's in love with alex turner
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Lila is the sexiest human known to mankind. But only one very specific Lila. She's the smartest human being and first thought of the lightbulb before that one fool copied her. She created the cellphone and the modern computer. She literally invented the earth, like she gave God the idea to invent earth cuz him and her were close like that. Every other Lila besides the original, the One and Only Lila is an embarrassment to society and is deserving of being castrated for impersonating the original. NOBODY. IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL. The One and Only Lila looks like a God so you'll be able to tell pretty easily who she is. If you come across anyone named Lila who isnt like glowing and shit i would strongly advise you to castrate them cuz otherwise its your weiner/gina on the chopping block
A man walks into his and his girlfriends shared apartment and finds her brutally murdered and lying on the floor. Before he can react, he sighs. "I'm tryna think of a phrase or short expression to properly represent how I feel in this moment but I just can't." Suddenly a bright, glowing deity appears in front of him. "By the way I created the earth and my name is Lila but you shoulda been knew." The man gasps. "Oh my Lila!" he exclaims, both at the bloodied battered corpse on the ground and at the creator of the earth. "Now i have a phrase to use in a situation such as this. I feel satisfied."
Lilas is a really odd funny person, whos silly and cute and kinda weird but everyone likes them.