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Cecil the Lion

Kind of like Harambe, but not as legendary.

Cecil the Lion has nothing on Harambe

by Shrek 2 December 29, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


True Lion

1. A person who is amazing at everything, and is probably one of the best people ever created.

2. A place that is overcrowded, causing people to randomly shout out.

1. Ben: Did you see that guy in HMV?

Simon: Yeah, he was a true lion.

2. THERES TOO MANY FUCKING LIONS IN THIS HOUSE!

by BennyB123 May 28, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


detroit lions

crappy Detroit football team...since 1970: 15 playoff berths, 1 playoff win; help me marriucci, you're my only hope

The Lions...

by LyingLions March 24, 2004

136๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Lion

A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.

With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.

Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion.

by Sir Gaga June 1, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lion King

When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.

Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars

by Timbit June 6, 2012

284๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


brisbane lions

The best AFL team in modern history and have 3 in a row premierships (01,02,03)

Why watch Brisbane's gonna win anyway

by eziey September 26, 2004

84๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snoop Lion

When a Snoop evolves into his final, most powerful form. Only achievable by doing what was once thought impossible, actually ODing off cannabis. Being successful at this will turn you into a magnificent Snoop Lion.

Damn nigga, last night I got so high I almost became a Snoop Lion!

by ThaRealLion August 1, 2012

361๐Ÿ‘ 204๐Ÿ‘Ž