lizard lifestyle

Someone who lives life their own way. And, it's a cool way (or, so they think).

- "I like picking up gals"
- "You got a lizard lifestyle"

- "He does what he wants, when he wants!"
- "Yeah, he lives a lizard lifestyle"

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lizard legs

State aquired after drinking loads of Lizard Juice in a bar, when you look up, see where you want to go, get up, find yourself angling forwards, and scurry to your destination in a staight line disregarding any objects or people in your way.

Fuck me, look at the lizard legs on that guy!

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popcorn lizard

Popcorn Lizard:
When your in the cinema and your hands are full you eat your popcorn by sticking your tongue out and the popcorn sticks to it.

My hands were so full I had to do a popcorn lizard.

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Lizard Squad

A large group of virgins who think they are cool.

No one in Lizard Squad has ever or will ever be laid.

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lizard kiss

A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.

Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.

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lot lizard

prostitue at a truckstop who services the truckers

That lot lizard stinks!

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Green Lizard

A beverage made from one part green Nyquil and one part 7-Up or Sprite. Generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol abuse problem that is desperate for a fix when no real drugs or alcohol are available.

Ryan: "Do you not feel well, Stanley?"
Stanley: "Huh?"
Ryan: "You must not feel well if your buying Nyquil."
Stanley: "Nah, I have some 7-Up in the room, I am gonna mix me up a Green Lizard."

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