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A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.
We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.
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A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
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The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.
"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"
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Vaginal secretions that occur during arousal.
Man 1: "I like to go downtown (lick a woman's genitalia)."
Man 2: "You sure like that lobster sauce!"
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Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.
Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.
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pubic lice or crabs
I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.
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When the lower region of a mans scrotum is burned while sun bathing.
I was trying to get a tan yesterday at the beach, but didn't notice my balls hanging out of my shorts. I fell asleep and woke up later with lobster balls! OUCH!!!
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