An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.
-Super great around kids!
Logan: “Am I logan?”
Michael: “yes.”
A really good friends but can be a bitch too at times...period
Logan thank you sm queen;
Logan you dumb cunt
A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers
Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year
An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.
-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.
Logan is a sweet funny egg boi looking person he is always looking out for others before himself he is always waiting for the right moment to ask out who he likes he always waits until he has a lot of money saved just in case when he asks someone out he will have enough money to go also if he has a best friend named Zion he probably also likes Zion just saying and I predict that if he has friends named Katie and Christian
“Hey bro look at that nice school” “woah cool what’s the name of that school” “um it says high park public school” we see you Logan Hyde in Stephen Brien class were coming for you and novah
He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan
Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
He kool boi, sometimes he watches Krusty's Komedy Klassics.
Logan-Loagn