He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan
Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
Your average brazilian boy who thinks he’s THE GUY!! Mostly not the swaggest of the group, also a skaterboi. Typical about a logan is “HE CANNOT PLAN ANYTHING”
“That guy must be a logan because he thinks he has it all??”
“Yup def a logan!”
A mother F**ker you loves F**king women and especially teenage girls
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She is the best always love her if you are to spend time with her treasure it and never take that time for granted she is the Best person to hang around with.so Logan if u see this just know you are the best.💯
Logan is loved.
An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.
-Super great around kids!
Logan: “Am I logan?”
Michael: “yes.”
A really good friends but can be a bitch too at times...period
Logan thank you sm queen;
Logan you dumb cunt
He kool boi, sometimes he watches Krusty's Komedy Klassics.
Logan-Loagn