being a Luis

Saying you're getting a job but really bullshitting to make it seem like you're going somewhere or not working and showing up to "work" late or asking everyone for money.

Guy 1: man that guys been saying he's getting the job for a year now
Guy 2: yeah his excuse is papers haven't gone through
Guy 1: he must be being a Luis!

Luis Silveira

Probably the most gay person you'll ever meet. He likes men but will never admit it. His mate Gianmarco is the opposite, he likes women and would never become as gay as Luis Silveira.

"EUUGGHH you like men, your name must be Luis Silveira"

Luis Lopez

The Dominican protagonist for Grand Theft Auto IV - The Ballad Of Gay Tony

"I'm the champ Luis Lopez, baby"

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Luis and Laura

Synonymous with Epic Sex

Luis and Laura = Epic Sex

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Yana and Luis

The best duo in the universe, best in a relationship. Yana is beautiful and Luis is a dorky handsome man who only does well with a Yana. When he puts her beauty in his ideas the world opens up for the two of them. Coincidences may occur only because they’re slow to get the hint that they belong together. In time, they will find is there key sentence.

“Bro Your Wife is beautiful, You two belong together”

“I’m a cancer and she’s a virgo. I love my Yana”

“Luis your lucky to have yana”

“ Yana and Luis, Means Life is as precious as her life”

luis asf

someone who makes hella unfunny jokes and no one finds the person entertaining. the person makes himself look like a total dumbass. The term was originated by Dill Chill Michael Donnely when the boy Luis Martinez kept making unfunny jokes and therefore one day, dill chill referred to gladiator swifts marcelo londono as “luis asf” because he made an unfunny joke.

“Marcelo is being luis asf”
“that shit was luis asf”
“unfunny ass joke, your being luis asf”

Luis Miguel

The greatest latin singer of all time, actually sings better than Enrique Iglesias, better Ricky Martin put together. Dated beautiful women, like Daisy Fuentes, Mariah Carey, Salma Hayek and Sophia Vergara. Considered the Latin Frank Sinatra and Elvis combined.

Luis Miguel is a better hubby for Mariah than Nick Cannon.

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