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When 12 men have a gang bang in a 4-4-2 formation wen the first to people up top have wet hand shandys into the other fours mouths while they are getting bummed by the other four at the back while the one who is left runs around and tosses everyones salad while getting teabagged by a walrus who is getting fucked by a gypsy!
'hey guys after scrabble lets go have a luke '
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A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
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To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
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Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
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A truly amazing person. Luke's are usually nice, caring, an amazing friend, and a great person to know. He is scared of having a girlfriend because he thinks he isn't good enough or thinks he might mess things up in a relationship. A Luke is someone you would want to have in your life for a long time. His greatness may rub off on you. Everyone thinks he is cute but he doesn't think so. He usually tends to like the girls that aren't the popular ones, although some of the popular girls think hes cute. A lovable person
Doesn't he look like a Luke?
Oh definitely!
#amazing#nice#caring#great#cautious#scared#relationship
by Anonymous Guy Who Is Anonymous April 29, 2011
Luke:Is that A Luke
Oh definitely!
#amazing#nice#caring#great#cautious#scared#relationship
by Anonymous Guy Who Is Anonymous April 29, 2011
kid who rages and throws his mic at walls
luke just threw his michael at the fucking wall
kid who rages a lot and throws his mic at the wall
luke just threw his mic at the fucking wall