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A magae can be good or bad depending on how big or small that magae is(normally extra large)
A political cult-like "brand" of people created by Donald- 6 Johnny -6 Drumpf -6 = 6 6 6,(original German surname as signed at Elis Island by Donald's Grandfather who had ties to the Nazi party). The "MAGA Reich" party are not Republicans, they are a branch of a strict type of religious, non religious, mega conservative "do as I say, not as I have done or what I am doing" type of people. They repeat lies that their former 45th twice impeached President speaks at rallies. Trump is currently found guilty in three trials, two for rape and one for 36 counts of theft. Three jury's were hand picked by Trump and his attorney's. Trump a/k/a Drumpf was still found guilty and awaits sentencing. His MAGA Reich still find Trump innocent and believe every lie Trump states as a fact are all lies and verified as lies.
The MAGA Reich crowd believe the lies Trump tells.
A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.
This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon
MAGA Mami.
A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.
They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.
She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.
She is a rare breed.
MAGA Mami
Did you meet Dan's new lady? She works hard. She's gorgeous. She doesn't want anything for free. She supports his dreams. She's The walking definition of a MAGA Mami!
A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
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The complete and total removal of any and all influence exerted by the MAGA cult.
The government functions the way it was meant to now that all 3 branches and the media have all been de-MAGA-natized and we can all finally work with the same set of facts
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When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.
How did your date last night go?
Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!