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A guy who pretends to be gangster and acts really hard, like he's from the street, but is actually soft like a marshmallow. And usually white.
See that loser over there? He tried to get my digits.
Yeah, he ain't nothin' but a marshmallow gangster.
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A soft plug you insert into the vagina during a women's period or other known as the "werewolf" stage.
Person 1: Come to the bathroom with me, i HAVE to change my marshmallow stick.
Person 2: okay, i got extra tampons!! (typical girls).
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Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.
I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.
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The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.
hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap
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When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.
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''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
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