Hiiro: hey, Aro.. look at that MILF
Aro: Hiiro, don't call that lady that word!
Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!
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Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"
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Abbreviation for Moro Islamic Liberation Front an orginization in the Phillipinnes seekingto establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao
Dude, That group of MILFs just shot me in the fuckin' leg!
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Man, I'd LIKE to Fuck. A term that was around in the late 60's and in the 80's slowly became the term Mom/Mother I'd like to Fuck. The original term was evised for both sexes as the term 'Man' was really an exclamation.
Susie: Man, he's one hot Milf.
Jimmy: Shit, Susie, you'r a bit of a milf yerself!
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