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Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013


Nigga Magnet

When a girl is too fine to handle and all the niggas are following her, checking her out, and flirting with her

"I am a nigga magnet"

"Girl you are a nigga magnet "

by Blem.-.lae May 14, 2017


Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 13, 2015


Magnetic Field

The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.

Tom Scott: ... and at number 3, it’s the Earth’s Magnetic Field

by PewDieSeries January 20, 2021


Magnetic Lashes

Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!

Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.

by Broken Mirror January 23, 2018


Stud Magnet

It's the alternative to 'chick magnet'. It's a girl or guy who attracts good looking guys

"Jenny has so many cute guys who like her! She's a stud magnet!"

"That dude could create a whole harem with all the hot guys trying to date him. Total stud magnet!"

by You'reWelcomeAmerica February 14, 2014


fridge magnet

an extremely overweight, compulsive eater

She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet

by modal April 14, 2006

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