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Jack of all maids

A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot

Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.

He’s a jack of all maids

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023


glorified maid

A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.

You are nothing but a glorified maid.

by Warrioress'05 January 7, 2021


milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".

I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid

Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids

by killLaLakill April 16, 2023


Molly the Maid

A girl who is a custodian

look at yanitza cleaning left over cum off the sheets Molly the maid ass bitch

by Snowflake83 November 1, 2022


Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.

"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."

by Privalux April 28, 2024


Soul Maid

An alternative, modern take on, "Soul Mate."

A woman native mostly to South East Asia, (commonly Indonesia and Vietnam) India, and Eastern Europe (commonly Ukraine, Lithuania, and Latvia) who preys on fat, hopeless guys i.e. incels and neckbeards in developed nations who can't get with Western women due to crippling ineptitude at life. Lurking mostly on dating and chat sites; the Soul Maid promises the perfect submissive woman who loves cooking and cleaning with their endgame being resource extraction and eventual marriage, including all-expense-paid travels to their partner's home country. Afterward, she can either keep up the charade of "love" or pull the divorce lever for the cash and prizes; both benefiting the Soul Maid and screwing her partner royally at varied starting times.

A typical Soul Maid has no personality aside from playing up a submissive, ethnic village girl stereotype sold to their partner by the PR machines of dating sites/other "happier abroad" propaganda while having no interests outside of cooking, cleaning, and entertaining/enabling their temporary partner's delusions of being an alpha male. The Soul Maid's approval costs and inspires nothing therefore, the temporary partner can exist blissfully being a fat loser and thinking he found love where all he had to do is throw money around.

Melvin: "Mom, my new wife Herdiana is cooking today."
Mom: "Does she know how to do anything else?"
Melvin: "Look how tidy our house is now, she's so good at cleaning too."
Mom: (grumbling to herself) "When I got married I was a soul mate but my loser son married a SOUL MAID!"

by COERCITOR_ROMANVS December 23, 2020