It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny
it's joe mama
kid: do you know joe "other kid: joe who "kid: joe mama "other kid: "fucking dies"
Just a poor mama who tried to look after his rebellious children, Thomas, Minho and Frypan. He did a good job until he forgot to look after himself
Mama Newt looked up, his mother tingles were immediately triggered by Thomas's screams as Ben chased him. One of his children where in trouble
This is, when a man puts Tobasco Sauce on his penis, and then gives his partner anal sex.
"The other night I gave my girlfriend a Tiajuana Mama, and she said it burned all night.
The act of hitting on and/or getting lucky with mothers of at least the age of 30.
Guy 1: "Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
Guy 2: "Man, I'm diving some mamas. I'm going mama-diving"
"yo moma" is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to piss then off
Guy 1: I'm going to tie my shoes
Guy 2: YO MOMA'S GONA TIE HER SHOES!!!
Girl 1: That Girl is a slut.
Random Guy 1: YO MOMA'S A SLUT!!!
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