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1) A political figure/owner of a business who is often "tryin' to keep you DOWN"
2) A guy who sells you drugs.
3) Someone who is truly awesome. Can be used for males or females.
1) The man keeps tryin' to bring me down! Let's protest!
2) I'm going off to the alleyway to get some "stuff" from the man.
3) Wow! You're the man! / Wow! He's the man! / Wow! She's the man! / Wow! That's the man!
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A man who is sexually desirable to gay and bisexual men. He's usually gay or bisexual himself.
Person 1: Nick is daiting another catboy.
Person 2: I know. He's a real man's man if ya know what I mean.
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An extremely hormonal crazed, psychotic human of the male specamin, who spends his free time lounging on the couch and treating perfectly wonderful girls like shit.
Girl 1: Wow, Kevin sure is cute!
Girl 2: No way, girl. He may be cute, but Kevin is a man.
Girl 1: Oh, God! (Gasps and regrets ever liking Kevin in the first place.) Never mind!
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The one person you can go to when having a bad day. My go-to. He can make you mad, sad, happy and crazy all in a split second. Very caring and loving. Beautiful eyes and lips. Every time I see him I forget and get lost in time. Big ego. Crazy clown 🤡 loves balloons. One of my top favorite nerds. Look forward to hearing from him every day. Not a basic bitch. Very smart with a sexy vocabulary. Make a dream come true to a lucky woman one day. You think he could rope the moon and sell you the stars. Lucky to be blessed with a friend for life like this.
Man Man
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.
90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
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The person who is right 99% of the time when arguing with a woman.
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
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A derogatory term for someone who is being unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc...
Man can refer to both males and females.
Ugh, he/she is such a man!
What a man!!!
Could he be any manlier!?
Some people can be such men!
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