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Won the Treble back in 1999, always one of the top teams in english football and sometimes europe. Depending on the season.
They also have a real habit of selling or letting go of their best players and then bringing in pieces of crap who cant even get on the reserve team for Aston Villa. They also like over paying for players who have one good season!
Manchester Utd.....18million.......yeah right!
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Ejaculating into a man's anus and then eating the shit that comes out after
"I've just seen a guy Richard get a Manchester Mudpie outside Victoria station... It was awesome."
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An Oil club based in Manchester, people say this team buys referees which is not true! (Thanks for the 40€ Pep) Rumors say that they won 7-0 against a small team from Bundesliga.
Dad should I buy some oil?
We already have Manchester City at home.
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The best NBA league in the entire world. They consist of many pedofiles.
Dude Manchester City won the Superbowl against the Lakers
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"Manchester city" or "Man city" are traditionally a mid table football team, that's soccer to any persons from across the pond, who finish in around 14th position in the premiership, that was until a "Arab" billionaire decided to ruin the game by bribing any half decent players to sit on the bench and pay the player £250.000 a week, even Chelsea who were always in the top four in the league don't pay that much, one must draw a line under the ridiculous pay structure. "Man shitty" like to play ugly football with ugly players such as Argentine born Teves, most English clubs wouldn't employ the old enemy but for "Manchester city" it's ok for 2 or more players from this war mongering country to play for them, they are and always will be second team in the shit hole of Manchester to manure or Manchester United as they are more popularly known.
At half time the so called glory huntings fans ate goats head and eye balls at "Manchester city" now that the Arab billionaire owner has changed the menu from lard and toe nail pies to more of a traditional middle eastern fare.
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The best Football club in all of England, possibly the world. Have won countless trophies and attract some of the best players and coaching staff from around the world, e.g. Pep Guardiola, Erling Haaland, Kevin De Breune and Sergio 'Kun' Aguero. Nicknamed Man City, City or the sky blues.
Person 1: who ya reckons gonna win this year
Person 2: Manchester City of course.
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Any raindrop which is composed of two or more raindrops conjoined.
"The windows were streaked with Manchester raindrops."
"The wires were loaded with Manchesters, ready to drop."
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