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Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.

"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"

by saggybaggy June 3, 2009

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DIRTY Mandi

A dirty Mandi is where you take a dump in between the mattress and box spring than have rough and wild sex on said bed.

Yo. You hear what Tom did last night? He dirty Mandied Chad's bed.

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

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Mandy

Gay underground term for womb, according to Cheech and Chong in "Get Out Of My Room"

Yo homes! Don't be hoggin' all the blunts man. Man, we gotta get outta this dump and find us some sweet Mandy, you know what I'm sayin' esay?

by Smackum Yackum June 2, 2011

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Fat-Mandy

A Fat-Mandy is someone who enjoys to sit on her couch all day watching televison and eating take out food while screaming at her child(ren)

Ughhh what an awful mom, I went to her house the other day and she's a total Fat-Mandy

by BrkoutKing April 26, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mandy miles

An exaggeration of running distance characterized as longer than standard miles. 1.5 mandy miles = approximately 1 mile.

"There is no way Jade ran 3 miles in 20 minutes... they must have been mandy miles!"

by vidivision3d April 16, 2010

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Mandy bear

An Amanda that hibernates, or sleeps for long stretches of time; especially in winter.

โ€œDid you hear Amanda slept all day yesterday?โ€
โ€œYeah she was being a real Mandy Bear...โ€

by Gehdv December 14, 2017


pulled a mandy

When a bride becomes so involved with her fiance/husband she abandons all of her friends.

Karla pulled a mandy and has not spoken to me in 3 months since she got married!

by Mary Hart October 18, 2007