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World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro
Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro
A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.
"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.
When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.
James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.
Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)
Bartender, 8 Columbia Martinis please!
When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious