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A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers
“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”
a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater
in such flexible ways
Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass
Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.
gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning
a big nigga who loves this chick, but this chick does not like him at all. she trolled him into loving her but she was just playing.
omg is lachie freakin mathews hitting on alyssa again bruh
He usually doesn't eat much.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.
Mathew Greene spies on playgrounds
He is mean to every body and hates his girlfriend
Your a dick Mathew netardus
A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.