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A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
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An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.
Oh, that explains your black eye.
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A man who is sexy and charming, but a total dick behind closed doors. He will take you on emotional rollercoaster rides and spoil you with gifts and great sex while tearing away any self worth you have for yourself.
Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
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Matt .... A great listener who is compassionate and sincere and a reliable friend who is great looking but acts humble about it
Girl: Matt you are so hot
Matt: Nahh
Girl: You make all the guys jealous!
Matt: Well, I know
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A guy who is obsesses about showing off when playing sports. Usually short and get mad when proven wrong or embaressed. Extremely stubborn and rude. Nervous and ok in the bed.
Will fall for - Jessica
Will be loved by- Victoria
Matt: Isn't Jessi beautiful?
Victoria- Ya...(I wish I were her)
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A homo that wears tight ass golden pants. hes a Faggot
Dude did you see that Matt in my class? O yeah man i mean look at his tight pants.
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