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Mechanical-Pheonix is the world's best femboy alive. He has an A-class bussy which balances out his C-class personality. He is my, professional retard's, waifu, and true love.
"Hey dude i was reading femboy weekly and mechanical-pheonix came in second!" "no way dude, mechanical-pheonix can't been in second place, he's clearly the superior femboy!"
When a mechanic screws somebody over because they have a vagina
I got that refund for you since that mechanic gave you mechanical vaginosis.
When someone twerks so hard that they look like a mechanical bull.
Friend: Nora is such a Mechanical Legend
Friend 2: Yeah did you see her being a mechanical bull at Deltopia 2019
The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.
"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.
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Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.
Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.
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The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.
That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?
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A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.
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