medical assassin

a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment

Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.

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Medic Girlfriend

You know what this is.

Soldier: Medi-
Medic Girlfriend healing a (class) Boyfriend: NO!!

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medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

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Medical Genius

A term to be shouted when a person accomplishes any task at hand despite not having anything to do with the medical field

*does a back flip off a staircase*
OMG I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds the answer to 2 + 2*
OMG the answer is cookie!! I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds a penny on the floor*
OMG A PENNY!!! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS!!

*plays a 5hr song on a guitar*
HOLY SHIZNIT! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS

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Medical Marijuana

1. A fancy name for marijuana that causes people to spend more than they should on weed.

2. Throwing the word Medical with the word Marijuana will get pot legalized!

3. Weed that cost more than nuggs but really is nuggs with the name medical attatched.

1. I could bought two 8ths of nuggs for what I spent on this gram of medical marijuana.

2. Medical Marijuana should be legalized!

3. Man stop calling that shit Medical Marijuana, its nuggs there is no difference. For those of you who say there is, no no no there isn't. Money wast n fool!

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medic csgo

medic csgo
medic csgo

medic csgo
medic csgo?
medic csgo.

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military medical

Another word for a loop hole in the universe where nothing happens and everyone is crambed together; A medical practice about as safe as rubbing your face on someones std's.

I wanted to die, so instead of going to a regular medical, i went to a military medical.

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