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The most ugliest person ever ... they like to rub their ass all over you , jump over seats , and dress like cartoon characters.
Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch
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A Melissa are someone who can easily fall under pressure and become depressed. Results to taking unprescribed medicine, or drinking. They will want to cling to your side because they feel dependent, especially in hard times at school. Best friend will be a cat, probably for life. Walks slumped over, and kills all happy moods of others. A "Buzzkill"
Hey whats wrong?" "I had a drink last night.." "Oh no dont turn into a Melissa!
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An awful person with anger issues. Very petty, insecure, and self-loathing. Is nice to your face, but very toxic and back-stabbing. Abuses their kids and neglects them to sell drugs. Don't be a Melissa.
Why did you just hit your child all because they were talking to someone you don't like? Stop being a Melissa!
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Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.
She broke my heart and laughed, probably because she is named Melissa.
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The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!
Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
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