(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis
"My herb merchant hooked me up"
can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.
This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
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the tier 3 champion is a points merchant
a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
Don't get a tattoo from him unless you want it to Suck, he is a Scab Merchant.