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When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.
guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...
These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.
"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."
A meter to determine how much of a creeper you are on facebook and/or twitter
Sam, you need to step up your creeping. Your creep-o-meter is getting pretty low.
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The awesome meter is an invisable meter that contains all of you "awesome" when playing video games and slowly deminishes over time and occasionally spikes to new levels only to go way down afterwards.
(slightly exagurated)
Some dude: Man on guitar hero II, I got 100% on jordan than failed surender with full star power i wonder why....
Other dude: its the awesome meter at work!
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Its like millimeter, but sed like kilo-meter, with a small sounding O. It's just a well better way of sayin millimeter, an its sounds bigger, so it confuses people.
WOOO, that car was like a MILO-METER away from your toe. or Hey, worm man, your willy is like a MILO-METER long....loser!
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A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
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