the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.
I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.
One must start drinking and never stop to maintain drunkness.
Person 1: “ah man I’m so hungover”
Person 2: “what? Just use the Sav Method”
(v.) The act of laying the correct card on top of alot of other cards in the game B.S.
Its your turn and you Have to lay an 8. To use the "Dolensky's Method", you lay an 8, but you put a couple cards under it. If someone says B.S. you just show them the 8 you were supposed to lay. You get out scot-free and you run out of cards faster.