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It’s heterosexual but they look gay to put it simple
Usually someone so straight they don’t even notice they are acting gay bc homosexual thoughts don’t cross there mind at all
Man: Boy seems gay.
Dude: Nah he’s just metrosexual.
Man: Oh alright, phew!
Boy: You guys look good!
Man and Dude: Thanks!
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An extremely self-conscious, egotistic man who only cares about what he looks like and will try to look as feminine as possible while maintaining some aspects of manliness, Waxing Eyebrows. Skinny Jeans, Tanning etc as it is their image of ¨¨¨attractiveness¨¨¨. Most of, if not all Metrosexuals, go to the gym, will try to one-up everybody else, think that they are the most beautiful creature on the planet and think that every woman or man on the planet wants to be with them. But in reality, they are average at best and are living in an ego-filled fantasy world fueled by their insecurities. It is caused by the internet and the media, in which men are exposed to attractive celebrities and models on a contstant basis and aspire to be them or better than them for egotistic reasons. This type of person came to prominence in the 90s. Some Metrosexuals will even go as far as walking in a feminine style to appear more attractive, but me and other girls laugh at them and find their charade pathetic.
Lol, See that Metrosexual? Well someone's delusional...
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A person that’s sexually attracted to subways
Dude 1: I really like the London subway, it’s so curvy
Dude 2: yo I think you’re metrosexual
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This is a type of man who is really rather effeminate in many of his mannerisms and even feigns homosexuality for the sake of humor. But alas still wouldn't not be sexually anything about even Tom Cruise but would totally be sexual about any twenty something pretty lady that he sees.
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A males who denounce everything that is masculine. They used to be in hiding but their infatuation with the homosexual culture has brought brought them out of the wood works.
Habbits
They enjoy pampering themselves with woman/homosexual activities like manicures and pedicures and often have just as much hygiene equipment and products as a female and can spend just as much time getting ready as they do too.
Drink
Metrosexuals, like most women/homosexuals, hate ‘cheep’ beer and will opt. for a ‘bitch beer’ over a nice refreshing PBR (the greatest beer brewed by man), not that disliking the taste of beer is bad but they will further push the feminine envelope by engaging in conversation with females about how they cant stand the taste of beer and would much rather drink a mixed drink … etc.
Fashion
Metrosexuals will never be caught dead in a cheep t-shirt, even in the gym they are sporting high end work out attire. A metrosexual give away is the excessive wearing of pink and them exclaiming “Men can wear pink”. Metrosexuals will spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes and tend to buy only designer clothes and preach how much better they feel and that the $198 pair of jeans was ‘totally worth it’. They also own many pairs of shoes to go with their ‘outfits’ making sure every part of their attire matches to an exact t.
Socity
Metrosexuals believe that everyone envies their ‘awesome’ style but are actually ridiculed behind their backs by men and women alike, men for their lack on masculinity and by women because they dress better than them (turn off for women). They are also a huge disappointment to their fathers. Being a metro male is about a buck twenty-five away from being gay. Every dad wants their kid to be a masculine icon and metros just let their fathers down. He wont tell you that but deep down inside he wanted you to be the hall-of-famer QB that he aspired to be in his high school years.
"is your friend gay?"
"not quite... hes a metrosexual"
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A straight guy who doesn't mind getting a spa treatment, spending tons of time on his hair, or dressing very well. In other words, a Queer-Eyed Straight Guy.
Did you see American Idol last night?
Yeah, Ryan Seacrest is such a metrosexual.
So is David Beckham!
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A term used by marketing to 'butch up' the connotations of the word 'gay' from the often assumed 'fruity' to garner a broader and more 'macho' market for cosmetics including straight men. It also helps the border liners to ease out of the closet.
Glen: "Have you seen Ron lately?" "He's doing 'guy-lites',lipstick and nail polish." "He's calling himself 'Metrosexual'- but totally straight."
Ted: "I hear yah man, all the straight guys I know are just crying to be re-defined."
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