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One of the most polluted and corrupt cities on Earth. Also the place where the most corrupted and unproper Spanish is spoken.
Sometimes you have to wear gas masks in Mexico City.
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The new site of our nations strategic oil reserves
wow dude, we should just let the gulf fill with oil. Bp execs are really geniuses for figuring out a method for oil extraction on such a large scale. Now that there is more oil in the gulf of mexico than water, we can use it for a sustainable source of domestic energy.
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if you have to ask, you'll never know
(hint: try saying the phrase faster or slower to truly understand)
man the world is really getting spinach in mexico
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Similar to an Eskimo kiss, but it's when you and your wife are laying in bed after Mexican food. You lay ass to ass and fart at the same time.
After ordering double beans, my wife and I gave Mexico kisses all night.
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A hood slang specifically meaning in the streets or highly associated with the streets, and or having multiple connections with narcotics, etc.
Yo I went to DC aka Lil Mexico and got some good gas ⛽️ No Cap !
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when you have butt sex with a girl and she crapes and you lick the crape out with your tounge.
The annaxation of mexico left my mouth feeling dry and stinky.
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While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”