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A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.
Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
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Michael is the person that can make anyone laugh at anytime in their life. There could be a death and he would find a way to cheer you up. He's basically the perfect person, his looks are goals literally. His smile could end wars. His laugh, while kind of awkward makes you just want to hug him. You could see yourself with him in 50 years and he would still be making you happy. Everyone wishes that they could have him and if you have him it would be the biggest mistake in your life to let him go. He's so amazing you could right a 5 page essay about how perfect his flaws are, if there were any which there usually isn't. He's the one you would want to keep around for everything and anything for the rest of your life.
The first time I saw MICHAEL, I knew he was going to be special to me
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The best friend anyone could want. He's always there for the ones he cares about, even if it means letting them call him at 1am. If you're a girl watch out, it's easy to fall for a guy named Michael. Michaels give the best hugs and can always make you laugh when you don't want to smile.
Person 1: wow he's a nice guy
Person 2: he must be Michael.
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Michael is the most incredible guy in the entire world. He has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. His smile is perfect, his eyes are perfect, his hair is perfect, his hands are perfect, his laugh is perfect, his voice is perfect, and he is perfect. He's trustworthy, attractive, super sweet, caring, and absolutely indescribably incredible. When you find a Michael, don't let him slip away. Take him while you can and don't let him go without a fight. Michaels don't come around every other day. They become an extremely important part of your life and once you meet one, he won't ever leave your mind. Michael will bring THE greatest of adventures and will be the only person that could ever make you feel beautiful. Enjoy every second you have with him because he will make every second worth living. He will be the reason you get up every morning. He will always be there for you. He will be the sunshine to your day. Just seeing his face will immediately make you feel like you could do anything. You will look forward to just being near him and will love hearing his voice. He is simply perfect.
Michael is a really incredible guy! I was wondering if he would consider going to the formal Canwick dance with me?
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Michael is a name given to a funny and very good looking gent that loves his video games. Michaels are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party. They are slow to trust, and even slower to love...but once a person gains the trust and love of a Michael - they've got it forever. Typically Michaels are a huge fan of anything outdoors: Hiking, 4-Wheelers, Yard Work, etc. Michaels generally love animals and other human beings. Typically raised with a top-knotch upbringing these are the types of men who make excellent husbands, fathers, and grandfathers. Often times these creatures are confused about what they deserve in life, and usually have to go through a hell of a lot in life before settling down.
Love Me some Michael.
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a guy who loves the color blue, is extremely weird, and loves tacos...
guy #1: dang dude..you're weird
guy#2 :no....your michael
guy #1: MINDBLOWN
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