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Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices
LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.
When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.
Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.
That was a good little micro wank
A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.
Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!
Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.
He had a micro-passion for releasing bugs back into nature instead of squashing them.
Michael Jackson’s nonce nickname
He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson
Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael
The small moment in time when everything is good
I was getting mad than i remebered micro-moments relax microments
put one in a maze with a mouse and the mouse will go to it and FUCK IT
remember that commercial with the Gameboy micro and the mouse having sex with it?!