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When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500
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The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
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When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.
This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!
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A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.
that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave
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After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.
Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.
Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?