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HOLDEN TUFF FFFUCKIN STATO CUUUUUNT SICK SKIDS IN THE VS COMMOOOOOOO
"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"
A supersized version of the McDonalds' Happy Meal for fat kids. More food, bigger burgers, bigger stomach.
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While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
"Trish is still recovering from 'The Mighty Chuck Norris' Dunn gave her last night."
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I just busted a mighty fat nut in the neighbor's dog.
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The un-controllable yearning and craving for food that overwhelms your body rendering you useless until the craving is satisfied. Usually the normal list to survive is air, water and food. In a Super-mighty-munchies episode you need food, air and then water. To satiate the super-mighty-munchies you must consume snacks of a salty, sweet or crunchy nature until the craving recedes.
A teenager, awake at 2am is gripped by a Super-mighty-munchies episode and eats an entire box of cinnamon toast crunch before his state of mind and hunger returns to normal levels.
A turd that has such mass and volume that it will not flush down the u-bend, hence blocking the toilet.
"Hey man, I just done did the biggest Mighty 'U' Blocker in the world"
Used to describe someone who thinks they've done a great deed, charitable action or sacrifice, but in reality they've done very little to help the human condition.
Earl: I gave that homeless man my half eaten apple.
Roger: Wow, thats mighty white of you.
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