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Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"
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a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
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Stupid animal also known as fat rat or bald eagle
Mike you fat rat, Mike stop doing that you stupid animal
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You were totally Mike when you didn't come put exterior outlets on my house.
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A pathetic, sad, lonely guy who over-compensates for his short stature by endlessly spewing word excrement out of his mouth every chance he gets. Mike is an insincere, insecure narcissist who acts like he is very intelligent and caring, but really is just stupid. And he can't get girls because he's fat and ugly. The only redeemable features of him are his decent dick and his extensive list of things that are easy to make fun of.
"Hey that guy over there looks OK I guess"
"No..he totally looks like a Mike. He is so short! And he won't stop talking to us.."
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One of the most annoying and known trolls on Yahoo! Answers in the Polls & Surveys and occasionally the Religion & Spirituality section. He is known to answer every question with Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro in cap locks. He asks multiple questions about a sex tape the three were in with Miley Cyrus and asks where he could find it and how it's possible that they all had sex at the same time. He would often ask questions saying that Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are at his house making too much noise making it impossible for him to fall asleep. He also often asks questions asking if Jack, Al and Robert are the best members of the band One Direction.
Mike's most asked questions:
"Where can I find the sextape of Miley Cyrus and Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro?"
"Is Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro the best members of One Direction?"
"Did Miley Cyrus like it when Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro had sex with her?"
"Is it true that Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro threw that water bottle at Justin Bieber at that one concert?"
"Who took Miley Cyrus' virginity first? Jack Nicholson or Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?"
"Robert De Niro farts in Jack Nicholson's and Al Pacino's soup?"
Mike's most popular answers:
"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROBERT DE NIRO SAID YOU WERE BLACK!!!"
"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO SAYS YES... ROBERT DE NIRO SAYS NO"
"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO ARE MEANIES... ROBERT DE NIRO IS ONLY A LITTLE MEAN BECAUSE HE FARTS ON MY FACE BUT STILL HE IS LESS MEAN SO THATS NICE"
"DID YOU KNOW MILEY CYRUS HAD A SEX TAPE WITH JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROEBRT DE NIRO?"
"ROBERT DE NIRO FARTS IN JACK NICHOLSON'S AND AL PACINO'S SOUP AND MINE TOO"
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60mm device.
Usually classified in the catagory of Mortars or Grenade Launchers.
"Mike Mike" is a Nick-Name for Millimetre. (mm)
Soldier A: 2-1, This is Dagger. Requesting 60 Mike Mike rain on Grid location Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.
Soldier B: 2-1 Copies all, Hard rain is gonna fall on Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.
Soldier A: Hard copy 2-1, Thanks for the assist. Dagger out.