dirty mile

When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.

Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!

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Robert Miles

A European DJ that plays mostly trance, techno and progressive house. Most people know him by "Children", his first hit. Sound: Melodic piano and spacey tones.

When you listen to Miles, you'll feel like you are floating through space.

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100 miles

Making my way through the hood sippin' this Yak
Niggas bout to get blown with a mac
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
A pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
Riding around the block with a Glock
Your ass finna get shot
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew - that's the silencer
Boom boom boom boom boom boom - that's the grenade launchers
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna kill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna drill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - And now you bleeding
If pla-ket-ket - that pla-ket-ket
When I shoot you in your neck
The noise go pla-ket-ket-ket
And you know I will shoot you in your eye
Just so I can hear the pla-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Making my way through the hood sippin' this Yak
Niggas bout to get blown with a mac
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
A pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
Riding around the block with a Glock
Your ass finna get shot
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew - that's the silencer
Boom boom boom boom boom boom - that's the grenade launchers
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna kill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna drill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - And now you bleeding
If pla-ket-ket - that pla-ket-ket
When I shoot you in your neck
The noise go pla-ket-ket-ket
And you know I will shoot you in your eye
Just so I can hear the pla-ket
pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket

rape is good 100 miles good pussie good fire bad

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Quarter Mile

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of

My car ran the quarter mile in under 10 seconds

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magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

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Messy Mile

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete

"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"

mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'