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Millennial-post-traumatic stress disorder (MPTSD) is a fake mental health condition that's triggered by an insignificant event perceived by millennials to be a terrifying event. Symptoms may include crying, whining and entitlement, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Jane experienced millennial PTSD after the 2016 elections.
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Ecig+reddit=millennial speedball
dude whatever happened to jack
he spends all day in his room on reddit these days because he's too afraid to face the world
oh yeah like a lot of our old pals...caught in the millennial speedball
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A person who is young but acts beyond his years.
My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!
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This is the process of being both fully aware of something, and also being completely ignorant of it at the same time.
Demonstrated perfectly by Millennials who are 'fighting the cause', but have no chuffing idea what is really going on.
"I did movember so, like, you know, I know all about prostate cancer and stuff"
"tell me more about prostate cancer"
"well, erm, Movember is for prostate cancer. And it's cancer. Of the prostrate sic"
"genius - Millennial paradox right there"
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Similar to a truckers tan on one forearm only, A Millennial Tan is defined by a rectangular paleness on one side of the face. The visible pale shape caused by non-stop cell phone use while stranded on a beach, Jet Ski, boat, family outing, or ski slope. In rare cases having locked yourself outside your parents house during daytime hours while braving situations that then forced sun exposure to ones face while foraging for slushies and dried up pizza sticks found only at QuickyMarts. In those cases, Millennials are advised to move quickly while taking calls as their pasty skin can unpale quickly after no exposure to the sun for weeks. Doctors are currently awaiting FDA approval for promising treatment options that use special tanning booths to project UV patterns of popular device brands that can restore color to the spot where the phone became stuck to until it's battery exhausted. For now though a home remedy is available by tracing the case of your phone over the sleeve that your Hot Pocket came in, cut out the marked area with safety scissors (remember not to run or put them in your mouth ever), next locate any spray paint can which best matches your skin color and aligns the stencil against the visible pale area on your cheek. A few spray blasts should get you back online and dating again unless you were actually seeking real sex, in which case we suggest staying indoors for two weeks to allow rest of the face to return to it's original paleness.
Damn boy look at that Millennial Tan line you be sporting now, What ya just get the new Galaxy Note 7? Grow some sideburns Chief Fail face if your gonna be packing that Phablet around during daytime hours fool.
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millennial pink, is a colour. It is a dusty pink, or as others may call it rose gold. It's not bright, it is a dark/dusty pink. Many people (apparently Millennials more so though) enjoy the colour because of the brightness of it.
This item is cute! - Girl 1
I thought you didn't like pink though? - Boy 1
But this is the millennial pink though, it isn't neon. - Girl 1
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The new cringe-worthy hair style of short or shaved sides, leaving a floppy mohawk that is pulled back into a small tail or a man-bun.
My kids thought my yearbooks pictures were bad. Waiting until I whip out the photos of their millennial mullets to their future kids.
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