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What cool kids play, instantly making them superior to their peers. Minecraft requires a great amount of determination, focus, hard-work, and dedication. If you don't play Minecraft, you smell like pure ass.
Minecraft is the best game known to mankind. Roblox and Fortnite look up to this game, wiping away the tears that consist of the sadness of knowing that they'll never be as good as MINECRAFT.
People who play Minecraft make amazing friends. They're cool and typically have really greasy hair, but that's okay.
Minecraft forever!
"Hey, do you play Minecraft?"
"Omg, yes! How'd you know?"
"Your hair is so greasy that it looks wet. Also, you are just so cool dude!"
"Thanks!"
A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.
Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft
The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.
Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”
(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.
Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?