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A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.
We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!
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A mirror queen is a gay or bisexual guy who claims to be straight and is often married; yet he checks out naked guys by looking at their reflections in locker room mirrors.
"damn, that mirror queen is creeping me out"
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First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.
Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.
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When a man cums on a girls glasses so that she can not see right.
"I came on this chicks glasses latnight and she said it looked like a foggy mirror."
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Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.
“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”
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That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.
Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back
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-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace
Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.
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