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Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 4, 2024

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Backdoor Misty

A wet Fart

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty

by Esotric November 6, 2023


Misty mountain hop

A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.

Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.

by Gary.. May 29, 2018


Misty

The only reason you'd ever play Black Ops 2.

"Yo bro! Misty's got a huge rack on her!"

by MisterOsbam October 20, 2023


Misty

It's like a Karen but worse.

The ultimate triangulater of family and friends. They will overtly gaslight and when you point out their lies they will start crying and start saying all the good they do hence "Misty"

A person that will be sweet and caring to your face but then talk very bad behind your back.
This person is the ultimate covert narcissist
She or he is always the hero of every situation for others but simultaneously the victim of their own heroism. They look down on everyone and truly believe they are better than you. They usually come with a simp husband or wife. They might even have 17 dogs and random children they attained through family courts instead of going to therapist or grief counselor they collect dogs and are considered their "emotional support animals" for say miscarriage they had 20 years ago. Everyone has met a Misty at least once in their life.

A misty will complain about a perfume scent and dramatically start getting a migraine and act like they can't breath but doesn't seem to mind the smell of dog urine at all. Mistys are likened to the character ,"Serena "on Handmaid's Tale.

"Hey! did you hear about that Amber Alert?, It was another misty"
"Oh Joe needed help with his car and a misty helped him and now he's being sued because the misty fell while opening the car door. "

"I had misty for a blind date last night and we had to leave because my date started to hyperventilating dramatically because the waitress was wearing rose perfume."
My brothers sister in law is a total misty because she kept making passive aggressive comments about what was served"

by Sunshinecarebear79 October 18, 2023


Misty

a word used to say when something is gone, disappeared or dead

the queen equals misty

by Tomas likes Lana September 9, 2022


Misty

When something is lowkey disabled

You are so misty

by D25D25 November 7, 2024