Moaning Zombie

An entertaining way of concluding business during sex. Ensure you are banging a girl (preferably someone who loves you) from behind, and then spit on their back.

Proceed to pulling out of your partners quim, spinning her around and then hitting her in the face with the money shot. Her reaction will be the perfect impression of a moaning zombie (as in, cum = melting flesh, moan in response to your actions).

Yesterday, I moaning zombie'd your mum.

This fat bitch was fucking me off during sex, so I hit her with the moaning zombie.

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Moaned in delight

Moaning happily because you are being fucked in the ass hard and dry

Last night I moaned in delight so much - said by Georgenotfound

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Moan disease

A disease you can get if you are around a person who moans a lot.

See moaning for the definition.

-a guy moans-

-another guy moans-

Dude that guy gave you the moan disease.

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Mexican Moans

Like regular moans, but instead of yelling yes, she yells "SI~, FUCK SI"

Person 1:Hey do you hear those mexican moans from in that room?
Person inside room:"SI PAPI~ SI~, SI~"

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moaning michael

Moaning Michael is a term most commonly used by small, elderly woman on one-day shopping trips when their grandaughters want to go, or used by infested 17 year old blonde boys.

Christopher; "So who's been a moaning michael tonight?"
Sam&Rachael; "It's day time!"
Christopher; "Aye I noticed..."
Rachael; "MY EYEEEEEEEEE!"

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moaning camel's

wet dirty camel's dry humping in dessert's are hot

fucking, pussy, dick, whore, cunt, skanks, ninja's, moaning camel's.

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Black Snake Moan

That one dark thought or memory, that's always there, no matter how hard you try to forget. Comes back when you're feeling low, and escalates your low to a whole new level of dark.

"That voice in my head,

every time I think it's gone,

it comes howling back.

Calls me when I'm ailing,

when I can't find my way home.

Lost in the pines

I calls it the Black Snake Moan." Lazarus Redd

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