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Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 15, 2004

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Mojo Dojo Casa House

Ken’s take over of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, where it’s boys night, every night, in his new patriarchal society, Kendom, characterized by rodeo decor, reflecting Ken’s perception of the “real world”.

“When’s boys night?”
Tonight.”
“Where?”
Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.”

by mac <3 July 23, 2023

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I got my mojo working

I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.

This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.

The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.

Mess around and find out.

Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working

I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

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HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 2, 2003

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mojo fail

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely

Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."

by phraseo February 4, 2020


Mojo

Being different and creative.
MojoRaveGod is the definition of "Mojo".

His mojo is like no one else's.

by NickyC4 August 11, 2014


Mojo

Jizz

I spent all weekend painting the ceiling with my mojo.

by Pantsparty14 February 23, 2019