Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.

Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt- "YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama

Mommy salanghae

A joke within the once fandom when member 'Tzuyu' Said; "Mommy Salanghae." Salanghae or 사랑해 Means I love you.

"Mommy salanghae" MOMMY?

mommy lemon

A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.

Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid

short mommy

short mfs that are 4,6

zamm shes a short mommy

mommy bomber

Being known for dating one's moms, or step-moms.

"Man, I heard the Austin is such a mommy bomber"

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Mommy Issues

When a mother figure in your life is emotionally/physically absent at any point in time, to the point where you hate her and think that she’s probably forgotten about you.

Person A: I have mommy issues because my birth mother disappeared

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mensa mommy

A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep through the night before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. No matter what cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.

The Mensa Mommy outrageously insisted that her 4 month old was clearly articulating the words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."

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