Mom

Urmumgay

Student: *raising hand*

Teacher: yes Timmy

Student: Your mom gay

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Your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom

An exruciatingly destructive insult to leave a person destroyed. It's the most feared comeback of them all, even more so than your mom's mom's mom's mom. This insult even leaves the user gasping for air.

The item dropped after such an insult is the ashes of the ones unlucky enough to be on the recieving end of it.

Viggo: I ate really nice squid last night.

Hans: Yeah well, I ate out your mom last night.

Viggo: Well, I ate out your mom's mom last night.

Hans: Oh well, I ate out your mom's mom's mom last night.

Viggo: That's nothing cuz I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Hans: Too bad, for I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom last night.

Viggo: *Combusts in fiery flames*

Item drop: * Ashes of your enemies*

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on moms

Something that 12-17 year olds say when they are trying to make something sound real

Yo bro on moms that bitch sucked my dick

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Mom

Made of Money

My son asked me if he could have some money and I said I'm not Mom

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Mom

Made Of Money

Mom:do I look like I'm made of money

Kid:isn't that what mom means M-made O-of M-money

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Moms

how a young child describes his gay parents

My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.

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MOM

A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear

I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM

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